Lumon Tote Bag - Work Life Balance

For those who took the leap — and left their stress behind.

Show off your perfect work-life balance (with absolutely zero in between) with this classic Lumon Industries tote. Featuring the official Lumon logo and the smugly serene mantra:

“My work-life balance is better than yours.”

Because technically, it is.
You clock in, and someone else does the rest.

Clean lines, corporate flair, and unsettling confidence — this tote is for those who know the work is mysterious and important, and that ignorance is work-life bliss.

Features:
Minimalist Lumon Industries branding
Statement slogan in high-contrast print
Heavyweight canvas that won’t fold under pressure
Built to last — unlike your Innie’s sanity
Perfect for severed and unsevered alike



• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), GDH ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at gonzaguedambricourt@gmail.com or write to us 3 rue des Lilas
Bat Orient Apt 604
75019 Paris
FRANCE.