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Lumon Tote Bag - Split Life
Lumon Tote Bag - Split Life
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Two sides. One conflicted consciousness.
Introducing the Split Life Tote, a dual-sided canvas companion for fans of Lumon Industries and the mysterious work-life divide. Whether you're heading to the severed floor or the farmer's market, this bag’s got your double life covered.
Side A (Innie):
"My day starts and ends in an elevator."
Because routine is sacred, and elevators are portals.
Side B (Outie):
"Nice tote. No idea how I got it."
A perfectly clueless compliment from the half of you that’s been enjoying brunch.
Crafted from durable cotton canvas and designed with existential flair, this tote carries all your essentials — waffle party invites, Jazz Experience flyers, or just snacks from the Outie world.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), GDH ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at gonzaguedambricourt@gmail.com or write to us 3 rue des Lilas
Bat Orient Apt 604
75019 Paris
FRANCE.
Introducing the Split Life Tote, a dual-sided canvas companion for fans of Lumon Industries and the mysterious work-life divide. Whether you're heading to the severed floor or the farmer's market, this bag’s got your double life covered.
Side A (Innie):
"My day starts and ends in an elevator."
Because routine is sacred, and elevators are portals.
Side B (Outie):
"Nice tote. No idea how I got it."
A perfectly clueless compliment from the half of you that’s been enjoying brunch.
Crafted from durable cotton canvas and designed with existential flair, this tote carries all your essentials — waffle party invites, Jazz Experience flyers, or just snacks from the Outie world.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), GDH ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at gonzaguedambricourt@gmail.com or write to us 3 rue des Lilas
Bat Orient Apt 604
75019 Paris
FRANCE.
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